Yeah, let's talk about silly things that people has said, I've encountered a few myself I'm sure you have too.
Once my friend called my house phone, and he asked," Hey are you home?"
and this one : "if the door is unlocked, how did she entered your room?"
"Is chicken essence made of chicken oil?"
I remember my teacher told me, "Apologize to me!!!" so i did, and she said, " Not sincere! So rude!"
"Can you please chip in Rm50 for my birthday? Go find others to chip in for me too I want a recorder." I swear I got so annoyed I bought her NOTHING. =P
"please don't call me yet, I'm not free" I told my friend, and I got tons of miss calls from her at that moment when I wasn't free!
"Do you need a boyfriend? Cause I am rich." WHAT THE FUCK
"Where is KL Central?"
"Here." I answered.
"Is your dad a mat salleh?""No. Why?""Don't bluff! How come your hair brown brown and you speak good english?""Err....no I don't wor.""Bluff la you! What is your dad's name?""Hmm...John Smith?""Oh..." *She turns around and told the girl sitting next to her in class that my dad is John Smith.
"Why do you wanna go to the bank?""cause I need to withdraw some cash.""No need la, go home. It's safer.""Huh?"
"Whoaa, you're dating a malay ar? So how? Cannot eat pork lor? Must wear tudung! You need to change your name ar"
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now your turn to tell me yours?